I pulled out my hoarded Fluff, spread it on a slice of sandwich bread. On the other slice I spread "Barney's Best" peanut butter, purchased at great expense at the KaDeWe. I placed the slices together, closed my eyes, took a bite and chewed.
Then I ran to the garbage and spat it out. Germans put sugar in their peanut butter! My gosh, that's even worse than putting it in their mayonnaise (because I just eat French mustard instead).
And now I am running out of my last box of Lucky Charms.
So, if anyone wants to send me a care package, remember that Lucky Charms and extra-chunky Jif or Skippy are welcome additions to my pantry (and Louisiana Hot Sauce, of course).